Welcome to the Mind Vision Adjustment Conspiracy

Ted: Okay, so how does this thing work?

Bill: We're blogcasting, dummy! People out there everywhere can hijack computer screens with the mind vision adjustment videos we've dug up for them, conveniently assembled into one continuous stream of social consciousness. It's MVTV! Mind Vision TV!

Ted: And world peace will follow?

Bill: That's what the aliens said! Now wouldja pass the joint? I wanna watch some of these videos!

With Jonah safely ditched, Bill & Ted prepare to transmit

Bill: Look, all I'm saying is we gotta test this thing.

Ted: Shut up, dude! What if Jonah hears you?

Bill: I think there's customers up front. He'll be busy for a while. What's the problem? Moon Ra gave us the diagrams. We assembled it last night. The Mind Vision Adjustment Conspiracy is ready to rock!

Ted: But we were so high! What if something goes wrong?

Bill: Dude, what could go wrong?